Adam and Smurfette - The dirty sordid affair

The gossip on the street is that Adam has been seen performing unmentionable acts with one time hollywood darling, Smurfette. Adam,(pictured below), is a well known playboy. With little money of his own Adam is known to rely on preying on rich and vunerable hollywood ladies who have fallen from the spotlight.

Once Adam has sucked his girlfriends dry of their money he turns to newspapers for income,selling nudes picture of his victims, often showing little or no remorse. Due to the fact that this blog is famliy friendly we can't show the nude pictures of Smurfette that Adam soldfor a reported sum of 100k but we can you show you one of the pictures he sold that didnt involve nudity.

Here you can see Smurfette playing up to the cam while reportedly high on smurf (The highly addict new street drug). Smurfette starred in the once popular Smurf's cartoon but fell into drug use and depression once her brother (in the video below) died of a Smurf overdose.

Pappa smurf was known to have warned Smurfette about dating the infamous Adam but she wouldn't listen. After the nude photo scandle broke Smurfettte become suicidal and was admitted to hospital after various attempts on her life.
In an attempt to interview Adam about his involvement in Smurfette's plunge into depression he showed little remorse and the only words he had to say on the matter were "She's an ugly blue attention whore, I hope she dies. I cant believe I fucked that blue slug".

Who will stop this monster? Who will his next victim be? These stories and more next week in The Chat Daily.

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