Monday, 15 August 2011

LOL Y U MAD THO?

makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

me and jason has a fight

:9

i mean


RVL-It is as you say... says:

i could tell

lol

how the fuck

can you have a fight?

over what nigger


makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

he promised he'd go on cam a few days ago

monday morning


RVL-It is as you say... says:

...

stop


makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

monday morning rolls around, but im in a bad mood because


RVL-It is as you say... says:

stop right there


makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

LISTEN


RVL-It is as you say... says:

YAMARO


makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

im in a bad mood because i got a bad grade on a quiz

and im like, you dont need to go on cam, im just gonna leave

and he's like, no, im on cam, go in hte room

and i was like, i dont even want to

and he told me to cam up too, and i said no

and then left the room

and he thinks its cause i dont like him or something

when really, its cause i was crying

and didnt want him to know


RVL-It is as you say... says:

...

andrew...

you know what i wish...


makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

sometimes i just get overwhelmed with school and my future

and its very stressful

what do you wish


RVL-It is as you say... says:

i wish...

i wish i gave a shit

makeitandrew@hotmail.com says:

bye


RVL-It is as you say... says:

lolk

BAI NIGGA

Transhumanism: Science-Fiction or Science-Fact?

Since the dawn of mankind, human beings have always been master manipulators, namely, of the environment around us. However, a more subtle change had been occurring as well; the augmentation, and enhancement of human traits we take for granted. Transhumanism: a term thought of as science fiction by the common person today, is occurring at an accelerated pace. Here's the kicker though: its been happening since the ice-age.

10,000 B.C... the ice age. For the first time in known history, on a grand scale, mankind had developed the first body augmentation: clothing. Yes, clothing. Humans did something unheard of in the animal kingdom; we took the skins of another animal and wore it to keep warm. As you may already know, the human body is not suited to handle extreme cold. The body as it were, was insufficient. In order for man to adapt, he had to enhance his ability to survive extreme cold. Clothing is an augmentation. You see, this would be the beginning of man starting to change not only the external, but the internal as well.

Fast forward to the beginning of civilization. Small settlements are beginning to form and humanity as a species is beginning to prosper. As they prosper, they also fight over resources. The concept of war is starting to loom on the horizon. Man must change his natural characteristics yet again. Humans are... frail. By natural standards, anyway. We have our skeletons on the inside, so we're not exactly well-suited for the rough and tumble situations that war presents. So we augmented ourselves yet again. With the advent of armor, we changed ourselves to better withstand these conditions.

As the future progresses on, and mankind is at the cusp of a new and glorious age for all humans, you can't help but wonder: will we change to adapt to this new environment? With rapidly advancing research in the field of computers, medicine, prosthesis, and genetics, for the first time in the history of the world, mankind is now able to change his own body. You already see small instances of it occurring with prosthesis that replace the functions of lost limbs. completely artificial organs and hearing aids that augment for those who are hard of hearing.

Jumping Jesus Phenomenon is a rather interesting theory. In it, Robert Anton describes a unit called a "jesus" to describe the doubling of knowledge. Starting at 1 C.E. with one jesus (to get to that one jesus took basically from the birth of homosapiens until then.) Here's an excerpt describing the doubling of knowledge as is stated in that theory(the article can be found here):

"Each doubling of accumulated information appears to take a shorter period of time to occur. According to Wilson, to reach 2j required 1500 years (1500 C.E.); we subsequently reached 4j in 250 years in 1750, 8j in 150 years in 1900, 16j in 50 years in 1950, 32j in 10 years in 1960, 64j in 7 years in 1967, and 128j in 6 years in 1973. Wilson believed there was no reason to imagine that the acceleration would stop, and further postulated that we reached 256j around 1978-79 and 512j in 1982."

Think about it in terms of your cellphone. The phones of now are orders of magnitude more advanced than cellphones of 10 years ago. The capabilities and speeds of cellphones today rival computers of even a few years ago. The amount of information processed and passed from person to person is one hundred times that of an average person 50 years ago. This rapid increase in information and technology can best be noted by the whimsical joke that the elderly often complain about their confusion at modern technology. According to Moore's Law, it might be necessitous in the VERY near future to augment ourselves yet again to adapt to this new age. A more likely scenario might occur, however: we may do away with the human body all together...

There is already technology that scans brainwaves. It might be possible one day to emulate those brain functions with a computer program. Even further than that, we might be able to copy ones brain functions at atomic fidelity, effectively transferring every single aspect of that person over. the issue isn't the software, but rather the simply stupendous amount of calculations required to emulate a human brain's functions. That, however will be solved an a few 10s of years if you believe the trend of technology today.

Imagine a future where you can change your body like you change your clothes? Or where you can have neural enhancements where your able to have intelligence rivaling that of Albert Einstein, or perhaps prosthetic limbs that enable you to perform orders of magnitude greater than our best athletes of today. A suitably upgraded person of the 2040's integrated into today's society would almost seem like a magician. With a brain that can pluck ungodly amounts of information from a server on a computer more powerful than a million human brains, skin that can constantly change shape and composition on a molecular level due to nanobots, and speed and strength like something out of a comic book. There'd be no jail that could hold him, because he could simply use nanobots to change the composition of the bars, and bullets would just bounce off of him because of his skin which can be instantly converted on a molecular level to material harder than diamonds.

It may sound odd to hear of such things being within the near future, but its a more than likely scenario. Mankind is becoming something new, something greater. Like our neanderthal cousins before us, mankind's time as we know it, may soon be coming to a close.


Wednesday, 10 August 2011

When you have no respect and all else fails - expose yourself

Good morning children

Today's lesson is about self respect. We all know that life is a struggle and from time to time you'll feel the need to lash out at the world. Most times you should maintain your composure and turn your face towards the shit storm and smile. But what do you do when all else fails and your number hasn't been called. EXPOSE yourself!!!


This is the ultimate Karmic rebalancing. Sometimes life just needs a good kick in the nuts, because lets face it, it doesnt care if you live or die. I hope you enjoyed todays lesson as much as I did. Tune in next week for another tip on what to do when someone ugly hits on you!

Suncakes - Sometimes the shit storm taste good!

Thursday, 4 August 2011

Adam and Smurfette - The dirty sordid affair

The gossip on the street is that Adam has been seen performing unmentionable acts with one time hollywood darling, Smurfette. Adam,(pictured below), is a well known playboy. With little money of his own Adam is known to rely on preying on rich and vunerable hollywood ladies who have fallen from the spotlight.


Once Adam has sucked his girlfriends dry of their money he turns to newspapers for income,selling nudes picture of his victims, often showing little or no remorse. Due to the fact that this blog is famliy friendly we can't show the nude pictures of Smurfette that Adam soldfor a reported sum of 100k but we can you show you one of the pictures he sold that didnt involve nudity.


Here you can see Smurfette playing up to the cam while reportedly high on smurf (The highly addict new street drug). Smurfette starred in the once popular Smurf's cartoon but fell into drug use and depression once her brother (in the video below) died of a Smurf overdose.


Pappa smurf was known to have warned Smurfette about dating the infamous Adam but she wouldn't listen. After the nude photo scandle broke Smurfettte become suicidal and was admitted to hospital after various attempts on her life.
In an attempt to interview Adam about his involvement in Smurfette's plunge into depression he showed little remorse and the only words he had to say on the matter were "She's an ugly blue attention whore, I hope she dies. I cant believe I fucked that blue slug".

Who will stop this monster? Who will his next victim be? These stories and more next week in The Chat Daily.

Suncakes - Blue people need love too

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Relationship connection

The day starts off with the moon in shy, health conscious, Virgo and transitions to socially charming Libra. Relationships are key today, keep your egos in check while connecting with others. Time will heal all wounds and if there is a strained relationship in your current situation, today is the day to tend to it. Beware of over compromising and try to stay true the balance of the scales which Libra is known for.


With Mars in Cancer today the ambiance will be loving and welcoming of nurturing comfort. Overall, today will be peaceful and meant for sharing and being in sync with each others "good side".  Have a cup of tea with your (mum or mom) and relax in the comforts the motherly presence of Cancer. Beware of the emotional side of Cancer and keep your emotions from flowing too freely. No one likes a cry baby.


Neptune is opposite Mercury right now so thoughts and dreams might be a little hazy. If you have to fulfill tasks of the cerebral sort, take heed. You might need a little more focus today.


The last aspect of day is Venus in Leo sesquiquadrates (or agitation) the north node in Sagittarius. That translates to a personal conflict of our egos need for recognition,romance, self-expression and our soul/ consciousness being able to attain knowledge we thirst for to evolve.  In situations involving Love& Money, today is the day to take risks! Go to a casino! Meet up with that special someone you've been anxious to meet!- It's all in the stars to work in your favor.


-Star Biz

The bleed

It's a funny time in chat, possibly dangerous. With so many of the chats women bleeding from their vaginas, you never know how they will react to what's being said. Could be crying, could be spontaneous aggressive anger. In relation to this period. Caroline was quoted saying " blood clots are like prizes" followed by Rachel stating that " blood clots are like mini babies ". I think it's safe to say that blood clots in your vagina can be viewed as good or bad. So I just wanted to bring to light the vagina is bleeding this week, so if chat seems weird or strange you can rest easy knowing that the bleeding will stop and all will return to normal again.

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Lullby is giving birth on cam

This is a funny picture added by Liot. I had to repost it since it made me laugh so much.

Suncakes - Eat them, they are yummy!

Cyrus lay's down the law

After a week of trying to be a good person, Cyrus has decided that being nice is BULLSHIT!!!. Cyrus likes feeling the rage and telling others how it is.


Adonis:ok miss linguist
Nats:why are you calling me a linguist
Nats:im a temp
Adonis:"modern linguistics is based on sassure"
Nats:it is
Adonis:"wittgenstein was a philosopher"
Nats:he was
Adonis:youre an idiot
Adonis:go flunk out of school some more
Adonis:idgaf
Nats:maybe ill go to school for like 6 years without even getting an AA degree
Adonis:nats is a drugged up retard
Adonis:6 years?
Nats:you're like 30
Adonis:maybe youll get a .5 gpa
Adonis:im like 24
Adonis:douchebag
Adonis:you stupid fat drug addled whore
Adonis:she sits around her house and does nothing
Nats:i thought having that gun to your head changed your whole life or whatever
Adonis:i was bullshiting youre still a stupid retard
Adonis:go smoke crack

Well.. What can I say. It seems Cyrus has lost none of this stamina during his hiatus. No doubt Cyrus will be a strong contender for the Rage Awards coming up at the end of this month. Team Cyrus!!!!

Suncakes - Burp

Daniel breaks his silence!

After months of lurking in chat without even word, Daniel broke his self imposed silence with these pearls of wisdom.

phukitol:damn how is the $ worth it post gas prices?

Hmmm. Lets ponder this deeply profound statement for a moment............. Interesting! Tune in next month when The Great Daniel bestows his words of wisdom upon us once again.

Suncakes -  Farting is in fun

Mike wants to be a lawyer!!

You guessed it. Mike has changed careers once again. Now he wants to be a lawyer. After being rejected for the Airforce for having "bad credit", mike has decided to be a Lawyer after enrolling for a welding course only a few months ago. When will mike find a job! We can only hope soon. With unemployment hovering around 9.5% in America right now, I feel his chances are slim. Here is the full list of Mike career choices in the past. carpenter, mechanical engineer, motorcycle mechanic, mechanical engineer, machine shop owner, welder, paralegal.

Suncake - Choo Choo ca Choo

Mercury Retrograde- Between the lines

Mercury is retrograde starting today! Hold on to your finances and do not make any big ticket purchases. When Mercury is retrograde it either makes everything come to the surface or hides important things from you-(depending on the rest of your personal chart). Take heed when making important decisions. Hastiness is not your friend during this time. How is your life going at the moment? Are things going badly for you? Have you been troubled with financial obligations? Ask yourself these questions. DO tend to your personal gadgets and make sure you know that all your important personal items are accounted for. If there was ever a time to lose your keys, wallet or phone it would be during Mercury retrograde. You can count on Mercury to flip the switch on you- whether it be good or bad. Consider your position and be prepared for the opposite of your current situation. 


-Star-Biz

Daily Forecast

Tuesday, August 2nd-
The moon is void in analytical, critical, efficient Virgo all day long.

The only celestial occurrence today is Mercury's retrograde station exact at 8:50pm. With no moon aspects (the moon is void) and no other aspects- Mercury's station is the stand alone energy today making it that much more intense! Mercury stations retrograde a 1'12 Virgo and will go back into Leo August 8th. He stations direct again on August 26th. The last aspect Mercury makes before stationing/the first aspect he makes after give us insight into what the upcoming Mercury retrograde is going to be about. Mercury opposed retrograde Neptune in Pisces on July 28th and will do so again in retrograde motion on August 8th. This opposition is very significant and can make the entire retrograde a bit more unusual (and intense!). Communication and thinking can be very fuzzy at this time. At it's best it can be spiritual and ethereal- at it's worst it can be down right delusion and deceptive. Being in integrity with your words and thinking is very important right now! Mercury in Virgo's typical ability to analyze and see the parts is confused at this time- and it's easy to believe what we want to believe but that has no basis in reality! This is a great time for spiritual practice, meditation, and dream-tending though. This entire month is colored with this energy- so stay honest and work for clarity in all situations in your life. Lying, deceiving or purposely misleading will only get you into trouble. -via Divine Harmony @tokenrock.com

You Know What I Miss?

I miss the secret police.

Monday, 1 August 2011

Fighting for the right to mate with Rachel

Once again fighting over the right to mate with Rachel rears its ugly head in chat. Adam and ninja initiate verbal sparring to see who's the dominate male! Ninja attempted to hurt Adam’s pride with cheap insults while Adam refused to step down and apologise. It's interestingly that after all these years Rachel can inspire the worst in men. Her charms seem to know no boundaries; some have even denounced her as a witch! Let us not forget the drama she creates for poor old Cyrus!!! This is not the last word on the never ending battle for Rachel's attention.

Suncakes - Farts are good. Let it out

Cable Channels Movie Night Review

Alright, so as an experiment on myself I watched a few movies at random that the movie channels on basic cable were playing. These are the films I saw : Love Happens, It's Kind of a Funny Story, and Gigli....yes you read it right....Gigli.

Love Happens: I caught it about mid way through but i will say this, Martin Sheen touched my callused cold hard bitch heart. The rest of that film can go to hell for all I care. : )

It's Kind Of A Funny Story: It's a movie about people in a psychiatric ward, which I usually find endlessly entertaining, though nothing compares to One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. I found it to be mostly blah, as far as films go, nothing really stood out about it to me.

Gigli: This one was surprisingly enjoyable, due to the fact that there was a retard (Brian) in it that was pure film gold. He's a rap loving, mentally disabled dude...what's not to love about that??
This film is worth seeing just for his character. Also for those of you who love big bootied, firm bodied, lesbians; J-Lo is one ( well, at least she claims to be for most of the film) until, Ben Affleck works his bad haired muscular tattooed criminal charm on her, then true to romantic comedy form, they bone eachother, and he converts her. My Verdict = if you like a good retard in a film, you'll love this!.... be sure to watch to the end of the credits, that's when you get a golden egg for your ears and your giggle box.


Boss- puttin' the fun in funerals since 1985

Pirates vs Ninjas

Ever since the beginning of humanity, Man has argued "who would win in a fight, pirates or ninjas?". Well argue no more for in this totally unbiased report on the issue will answer all your questions once and for all.

First we have to look at the strengths and weaknesses of both factions. Pirates sail on ships and have big bushy beards. Big bushy beards give them big points because a man is nothing without his big bushy beard. Ninjas do not have big bushy beards but through intense concentration, they can grow them instantly so they get double points.

The pirates eye patch is a big minus because depth perception is important in hand to hand combat. Ninjas can wear eye patches too to look cool but it does not effect their vision because they're ninjas. double points again for ninjas.

In terms of fighting, all points have to go to ninjas because nothing beats a sneaky ninja that can do kamehamehas and backflips.

So there you have it, ninjas win 10 times out of 10. Don't argue or they will come for you...

This has been a totally unbiased article based on scientific facts and months of research.

Ninja-If you don't agree with me, fuck you.

Bizmas - On again Off again

Biz and Thomas chosen to have a public break up in chat. Thomas accuses Biz of being bat shit crazy and Biz accuses Thomas of being insane. Biz told Thomas he is free of her if that's what ho wants and Thomas told her she's the only one he loves. Will this saga ever resolve itself? Tune in later for updates.

Suncakes - Let the sun shine into your heart daily

RVL is baked

Rvl starts the chat day with by getting stoned. Rvl tends to be more philosopical when stoned and starts a conversation about the meaning of life etc...Then just rambles on about anything that pops into his head.

Suncakes - Let the sun shine into your heart daily

Ninchel

The word around chat is that Rachel and Ninja have been seen flirting with each other. So much so they have earned themselves a co-joined name, 'NinChel". Although Rachel denies she flirting with Ninja and points out she has a "boyfriend", the sexual tension between the two is palpable. To escape NinChel's flirtatious episodes the other chatters created a new room to chat about all things non sexual.

Suncakes - Let the sun shine into your heart daily

They are all faggots

Nats started the day with her iconic one liner "They are faggots". Using cheap low grade humour is the hallmark of Nats chat style. In between doing lines of cocaine and talking about her new man meat Nats attempts to label as many of the other chatters as "Faggots" as possible.

Suncakes - Let the sun shine into your heart daily